Monday, November 22, 2010


Here's a solution to all the controversy over
full-body scanners at the airports.

Have a booth that you can step into that will not
x-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your body.  It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial.

Justice would be quick and swift.
This is so simple that it's brilliant.  I can see it now. You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "attention standby passengers.  We now have a seat available on flight number 4665.
Paging maintenance, shop vac needed in booth
number 4."


Gary Kelly said...

A tad messy but nonetheless practical.

JCinmeforever said...

I agree! Step in, If your holding, you blow-up!, If not, you continue to enjoy breathing. No discrimination with that!

Anonymous said...

Love it!
Humour much like my own.

I just read this earlier article after posting similar comment to a later post....
ie In response to the gay-pat-down crap, I suggested we provide two transport systems, one for those that don't care about being patted down by a possible gay security person (of course that profession would HAVE to have a Don't Know, Don't Care employment policy, ha!)


provide another transport system for those that violently object to possibly being patted down for a second or so by someone who is possibly gay.

With luck the Taliban will give us a "final solution" and cull these people from our gene-pool much the same as a one-time European ruler attempted to do about 70 years ago.

(Sorry if my poor attempt at sarcastic humour offends anyone)

Greg in Adelaide