Wednesday, May 25, 2011

A morning/afternoon/evening CHUCKLE

First off, happy to report Google appears to have repaired/restored posting service to blogs. . . hurraaaayy. . . justin

A Canadian friend reports:
> A new supermarket opened near me. It has an automatic water
> misting device to keep produce fresh. Just before it turns
> on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of
> fresh rain.
> When you pass the dairy case, you hear cows moo, and you
> experience the scent of fresh cut hay.
> In the meat department, there is the aroma of charcoal
> grilled steaks and sausages.
> In the liquor department, the fresh, clean, crisp smell of
> tapped Miller Lite.
> When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and
> cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of
> bacon and eggs frying.
> The bread department features the tantalizing smell of
> fresh baked bread and cookies.
> I don't buy toilet paper there any more.
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1 comment:

gp said...

Hahaha- i was wondering where this joke was going. And no comment regarding the "fresh, clean" smell of Miller Lite :).

My theory is that "lite" beer drinkers just want alcohol; "real" beer drinkers prefer something with some flavor!