Saturday, February 11, 2012

All Girl Biker Bar  

An  old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds  his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After  sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a  blonde joke?' 

The  bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In  a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

'Before you  tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, Given that you are blind,  that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl  with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a  6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4.  The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight  lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional  wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna  tell that blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes  his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five  times.

1 comment:

GreginAdelaide said...

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a woman about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped.

The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says,

"What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he didn't want to appear insensitive, he didn't want

to miss an opportunity either, so he asked... "Well, before

you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So she does... And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best

kiss I've ever had! That's a real talent you are wasting. You could

be famous. Why in the world would you want to commit suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl........".

The authorities think she may have been pushed.