Wednesday, February 17, 2010

The very first ever blond GUY joke. . .

The very first ever Blonde GUY joke... And well worth the wait!

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.'

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.'

The blonde opened his lunch and said, ' Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.'

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!'

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.'

(Oh this is GOOD!)

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,

'Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch.'


Volodya/Vlad said...

That IS funny! Thanks for sharing.

Gary Kelly said...

The best jokes are those whose punchline you can't guess. And I didn't guess this one. That gets a 10 from me.

A good friend of mine is blond. Whenever he makes a boo-boo he always says, "I did the blond thing again."

Coop said...

It's about time I heard a Blond GUY toke LOL LOL

JustinO'Shea said...

Why, COOPS, honey. . .hahaha. . .
Blond guys have been TOKING for years, haven't you ever???

Now don't be shocked. . . .hahahaha

Coop said...


I meant to type 'Joke!'

JustinO'Shea said...

"One toke over the line, sweet jaaaaaazzzzuuus, one toke over the line. . ." lmsao

COOP Babes, you really didn't think I was gnna let 'that one slip over the line', didja?!

justin tyme, I caught ya justin tyme. . .

JustinO'Shea said...

Or might it be a Freudian slip. . . ?

Coop said...

I haven't touched the green leafy stuff. Ever.

Huuuuuwwwaaaaaaaaah. :)