Monday, June 20, 2011

To a consistent's cute

Monday, June 20, 2011 5:42 PM


A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born ?'  

father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!  Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.  Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.  We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.  There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.  As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button , nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: 
“Artificial Intelligence is no match to Natural Stupidity.”

1 comment:

Gary Kelly said...

That's cute! And clever. Reminds me of something I wrote a while back called The Birds and The Bees.

1. Time we had a little talk, son.
2. Oh, no! Am I in trouble again, dad?
1. No, no, no... nothing like that. Relax. It's just that you're growing up and it's... well, it's time to discuss certain things.
2. Like what?
1. Like how you got here.
2. I'm always here. It's my room.
1. No, son, I mean like the birds and the bees.
2. Oh.
1. What do you mean 'oh'?
2. You wanna talk about sex.
1. Well, since you put it that way... yes.
2. But bees don't have sex.
1. They pollenate the flowers.
2. That's not sex, dad. And when was the last time you saw birds doing it?
1. It's all the same thing, son.
2. Yeah, right, dad. Are you telling me I'm here because of the birds and the bees?
1. The expression is meant to be metaphorical. It's a figure of speech.
2. Why can't we talk about gorillas?
1. I'd rather not talk about gorillas.
2. What's wrong with gorillas?
1. If you don't mind, son, we'll stick to the birds and the bees.
2. Gorillas are totally cool, dad. Besides, we're not related to birds and bees.
1. I really don't think it's a good idea to talk about gorillas.
2. Okay, then. How about chimpanzees?
1. Not them either.
2. Bulls?
1. No.
2. Okay, then... how about you and mum?
1. Definitely not.
2. Madonna?
1. Son...
2. How about that chick next door who sunbathes topless?
1. Just stay where you are for a minute.
2. Where are you going?
1. To get your mother.