Saturday, August 21, 2010

WARNING ! Older Gay Men. . . .

Warning to ALL You Older Gay Men Out There!

Older Gay Men Scam

   Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men.  I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it.

   A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's, Home Depot, Costco, or even Wal-Mart.  This one caught me totally by surprise.

   Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.  Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.  Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

   Here's how the scam works:

   Two nice-looking, college-aged guys will come over to your car or truck as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle.  They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their hairy chests, ripplin' abs, and bulging baloney-ponies almost bursting out of their skimpy shorts.  (It's impossible not to look).  When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead ask for a ride to McDonald's.

   You agree and they climb into the vehicle.  On the way, they start undressing.  Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

   I had my wallet stolen Mar. 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th.  Also Apr. 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th & 27th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

   So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men.  Warn your friends to be vigilant.

   Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each.  I found even cheaper ones for $.99 at the Dollar Store and bought them out in three of their other stores.

   Also, you never get to eat at McDonald's.  I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Lowe's, to Home Depot, to Costco, etc.

   So please, send this on to all the older men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for this scam.  (The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon.)

6 comments:

Stew said...

I was just thinking that I needed to go to Homo Depot

JustinO'Shea said...
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Jabacue said...

Hilarious Justin!!! Ron and I will have to BE CAREFUL I guess.

JustinO'Shea said...

I just removed my previous comment. . .i see blog tells everything. . . ;-) anyway. . .STEW:

LOL.. .which aisle are the wallets in ? ;-)

Gary Kelly said...

Sad but true. All of us, no matter how young or old we are, need to understand what makes us vulnerable in order to protect ourselves from predators.

Coop said...

Do they target 28 years old, too? I've got a gimpy leg :b