A Little Laughter is Good for the SOUL. . . . .

Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't  you say?  Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter  This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this.  It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!!  They put in a correction the next day.      I just couldn't help but sending this along. Too funny.   Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says         ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers           Now that's taking things a bit far!    -----------------------------------------------------------  Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over           What a guy!    ---------------------------------------------------------------   Miners Refuse to Work after Death   No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!  ------------------------------------------------------   Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant   See if that works any better than a fair trial!    ----------------------------------------------------------  War Dims Hope for Peace     I can see where it might have that effect!      ----------------------------------------------------------------   If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile     Ya think?!  -----------------------------------------------------------------------  Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures          Who would have thought!   ---------------------------------------------------------------- Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide     They may be on to something!  ------------------------------------------------------------------------  Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges         You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?    ----------------------------------------------------------  Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge         He probably IS the battery charge!  ----------------------------------------------   New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group  Weren't they fat enough?!  -----------------------------------------------    Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft  That's what he gets for eating those beans!   ---------------- ---------------------------------   Kids Make Nutritious Snacks           Do they taste like chicken? ****************************************     Local  High School Dropouts Cut in Half           Chainsaw Massacre all over again!   ***************************************************  Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors           Boy, are they tall!   *******************************************   And the winner is....     Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead              Did I read that right?  ***************************************************        Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle). We all need a good laugh, at least once a day!