No one has mentioned the germs aspect of all this hugging business. Hugging people is potentially dangerous. You don't know where they've been.
Trees are not a problem. Hugging trees is cool. Trees don't have germs. And even if they do, they don't affect humans. You know where a tree has been because trees don't go anywhere. They remain in the same place, day in and day out.
When was the last time you saw a hole in the ground where a tree had left to go walkies?
Humans on the other hand move about. Trees don't need to wash their branches after going to the bathroom. Go figure. Germs, mate. Germs.
I think this whole hugging humans thing is a conspiracy to spread something. They say it's love but I'm not too sure about that. I suspect it could be something far more sinister. It could even be a Russian plot.
What's up with this?
ReplyDeleteHI. . .Did you watch the dvd after pasting the link in your browser? ;-)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99CuM6abT2Q&feature=channel
are good to watch too...and this too... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRVzXcybd2c&feature=channel
Makes ya all warm an fuzzy, eh.
Hugs from Greg in Adelaide
No one has mentioned the germs aspect of all this hugging business. Hugging people is potentially dangerous. You don't know where they've been.
ReplyDeleteTrees are not a problem. Hugging trees is cool. Trees don't have germs. And even if they do, they don't affect humans. You know where a tree has been because trees don't go anywhere. They remain in the same place, day in and day out.
When was the last time you saw a hole in the ground where a tree had left to go walkies?
Humans on the other hand move about. Trees don't need to wash their branches after going to the bathroom. Go figure. Germs, mate. Germs.
I think this whole hugging humans thing is a conspiracy to spread something. They say it's love but I'm not too sure about that. I suspect it could be something far more sinister. It could even be a Russian plot.
Don't say you haven't been warned.
WOWZZER!!!!! That is so profoundly awesome! Heavvvvvvy. . . wow. . .I am in awe. . .total rad, Sir.
ReplyDeleteYeah, well you know... I'm not just a pretty face.
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