tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4517388058225414110.post1911783014089688412..comments2023-06-05T09:55:27.129-04:00Comments on JUSTIN DUNES: NEW DATINGJustinO'Sheahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07379283329949646000noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4517388058225414110.post-16866086367546278152012-09-05T18:52:41.208-04:002012-09-05T18:52:41.208-04:00Coop: I wrote lots of comedy during my radio/adver...Coop: I wrote lots of comedy during my radio/advertising days but never had the nerve to do standup. When I ran my own copywriting biz, and was out of the office, Beryleene answered the phone. She was very posh... Mr Kelly's <i>very</i> private secretary. She was, in fact, me doing a falsetto voice. She became so popular, I had to write a new script every day and record a new message. She regularly said dreadful things about me. People phoned just to hear Beryleene. If I answered they'd tell me to piss off. In the end it all became too much so I "retired" her.<br /><br />Comedy started for me as a kid at school. I was awkward... didn't play sport or make friends easily, so I discovered how to make people laugh, and it went from there.<br /><br />One of my fav lines is from the late Phyllis Diller who said the only time she ever enjoyed ironing was when she accidentally put gin in the steam iron.<br /><br />Incidentally, I found comedy very useful when chatting up studs. The competition might have been better looking but I was funnier.Gary Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17947146717481835071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4517388058225414110.post-73706244530261386572012-09-05T02:23:29.494-04:002012-09-05T02:23:29.494-04:00So be yourself and let him get to know the real yo...<i>So be yourself and let him get to know the real you.</i> Hello? Who's the "you" he currently knows?<br /><br />Anyway, being at a stage of life where forming relationships is no longer my numero uno priority, I find myself reading these articles and thinking, "You mean I went through all that?!? Really?!?<br /><br />To make it worse, I recall some of the guys I had the hots for years ago and think, "Oh my God! Tell me it never happened! Puhleeeeaaaase!"<br /><br />Anyway, I think I might write an article about how to avoid relationships. Tips like shower once a month... stop trimming nasal and ear hair... keep forgetting to put your dentures in... and when you do remember to put your dentures in, take them out at restaurant tables to clean them. How am I doing so far? I think this could be a best seller.Gary Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17947146717481835071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4517388058225414110.post-62204354655522644652012-09-04T19:29:04.308-04:002012-09-04T19:29:04.308-04:00If the shoe fits, wear it. . .whateverIf the shoe fits, wear it. . .whateverJustinO'Sheahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07379283329949646000noreply@blogger.com